Escape Kansas City

Where am I?

What happened? Are you in the empty convention center? Last thing you recall was a rousing acorn skit at Funstravaganza...

What time is it? Oh fiddlesticks! You only have an hour to make your bus to the airport! But where is your ID? Your trusty TI-84? Your luggage? And you need a souvenir for your partner / friend who looked after your kid(s) / plants / pet(s) while you were gone!

You definitely had this at the reading... maybe it's back at your table?

When did you last use your ID? Could it be somewhere you visited on the streetcar stop line?

Your luggage should still be in your room... but what room number was that again? You have a room key in your pocket for Crowne Plaza.

Wait! We also need a souvenir to take home. BBQ sauce is an easy one., but it's too early for the BBQ joints to be open. I bet you can snag a bottle at Cosentino's Market!